Here are the (rarely) amusing thoughts of a new daddy, from Day 1 of finding out that his wife is pregnant, until … well… today.
A little bit about me, Papi Nuevo: Besides loving Mexican food, I’m not Latino. I’m as white as they come. Even white people say, “Damn, you’re white.” Both inside and outside. I’m pale from growing up in the Seattle rain, and I’m a white computer nerd thanks to growing up… as a computer nerd.
My wife and I are 33 and 34 respectively, and we’re definitely ready to have our first baby. Well, ready might be the wrong word– we are mentally at a point in our lives where we can’t wait to have one — but is anyone every ready for hurricane baby to sweep across their lives, destroying everything in its path?
